i wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.
I’m not like other girls!XD
I only have guy friends. I mean all girls do is start drama.
Oh my god, i hate sluts!
Other girls my age like to drink and party but i like to stay inside and read or watch netflix! I’m so weird.
All the girls in my school care about is makeup and shopping and all i care about is FOOD and VIDEO GAMES. lol sometimes i think i was born a guy.
my hobbies include looking at text posts and wondering how i didn’t think of them first
Maybe I am maybelline
1/7th of my life has been a wednesday
LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes
what are the symptoms of being fergalicious
why arent oven mitts called glovens
I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.
1. I am glorious above all things
2. Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3. Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4. Show displeasure clearly.
6. Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7. If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.