chuabaka:

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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41st:

i feel bad for 5’11 boys like u were so close. u almost made it.

(Source: lawngreen)

thechildofstyle:

you have only
seen yourself
two times

taking a picture
and looking at the
image and staring
in the mirror and
looking at your
reflection

you don’t get to see
the way your eyes
light up when you talk
about something
you love

and you can never
see how beautiful
you look when you
really smile

it’s really is kinda
sad that never
actually seen yourself

but I can promise you
I will be here everyday
to tell you what i see

R’J

mylifeasqueenb:

girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle

greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

(Source: 1vm)

probablyclifford:

me

wingscanspeak:

Hola, wingamigos! Hollymim here! Lets see how many pumpkins I can put on Guilian before she wakes up!image

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There we go children. If you find my body call the police.

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

my-lunchables-are-missing:

how do rappers get away with confessing like murders and doing drugs in their songs and get in no trouble yet once when i was like 9 i broke my moms perfume bottle and wrote it down just in case she killed me people would know who did it and she just found it like yesterday and grounded me  for a frickin week

(Source: nappyheadet)

tympanista:

loud music should be a thing in public restrooms i don’t like hearing people pee

(Source: tympanista)

Had a fun day at Busch Gardens 😊🎢 #buschgardens

(Source: coolfunnywhatever)

sebastian-stand:

dioburandou:

zolro:

I love it when Google Chrome screws up and they’re like “Fuck it here’s a tiny dinosaur pixel”

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NOOO WHY DOES NO ONE GET IT REMEMBER THE SCENE IN ‘MEET THE ROBINSONS’?

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GOOGLE CHROME SHOWS THAT LITTLE DINOSAUR PIXEL BECAUSE THEY CAN’T REACH THE WEBPAGE

deductivereasonable:

h34rken:

put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit

take a nap on a fucking ski lift

©

hi

Katie. Dancing Queen. FL.

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