itsmacetown:

Goose gets it.

itsmacetown:

Goose gets it.

apatianuncamas:

why he lick me

apatianuncamas:

why he lick me

Adam Scott’s Scholarly Analysis Of “Ice Ice Baby” (x)

foodchewer:

blogging at 50 mph (memes per hour)

klinki:

self diagnosing is so hard because everytime you’re like “maybe I am mentally ill” theres also a big part of you going “nah you’re probably just a naturally lazy/nasty/disgusting/useless person trying to find an excuse for your behavior” because of the institutionalized ableism that runs through everything

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

pemsylvania:

my mom invited me to a party at our house on facebook and i replied in the invite and said “sorry i dont think ill be able to make it im staying home with my family this weekend” and i can hear her laughing downstairs

sexwithashtonirwin:

I wanna be considered a pretty fan who’s hot enough to date a band member okay

youaintshitok:

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.

That makes it a plant.

Chocolate is salad.

folieafab:

Reasons I should be in a band:

1) I’d be really amusing in interviews

2) I’d try to reply to everyone on Twitter

3) I’m totally on board with shipping (I’d probably read all of your fanfics tbh)

4) I don’t get homesick so tours would be good

Reasons I shouldn’t be in a band:

1) I can’t sing or play instruments for shit

timid:

is there anything worse than doing homework and then looking at someone else’s and realising you’ve done it all wrong