at-seapoint:

im gonna lose more weight and get tattooed and be super hot soon just you wait

itslarsyouguys:

YOU’RE a baby

I’M a baby

WE CAN BE BABIES TOGETHER

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

familyblogger:

i wanted to find more of those pics of dan walking dogs

so i googled dan radcliffe dogs

and

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this wasnt what i meant

unamericanflag:

my aesthetic: a potted cactus on a skateboard, always moving, no one knows where it came from or where it’s going

broadens:

the number on the weighing scale doesn’t matter when my favorite pair of jeans can still fit me

slomps:

shoutout to those people who see you fuck up real bad and just laugh with you

corneliusalba:

constable-frozen:

olaf mark7

what the flying fresh fuck in all of the seven fucking realms is this

nerdjpg:

fruit of the loom commercials get weirder every year

nerdjpg:

fruit of the loom commercials get weirder every year

shouldnt:

I AM SO EXCITED TO WEAR SWEATERS AGAIN

surprisebitch:

when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies

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